The penis in the bed goes bump bump bump.
November 22nd 2006 02:33
I've been a major crab toward Tony for the last few days. It was going fine until Sunday evening. I was sitting there and I went on and on about how sexy he was, and he didn't acknowledge it. He claims to have not heard. Then we went to bed that night, and I get the oh so sexy *bump bump bump* in the butt, to signal that hey, the man of the manor would like some action. I was ready to oblige until I rolled over and got a whiff of stale beer breath. Verp. He had brushed and gargled, but two nights of drinking beer is hard to brush and gargle away.
Also, he's been really crabby. Take for instance today, he called to "see how my day was going" and then ranted for twenty minutes about how his day was sucking ass and blah blah blah, whie I sat there going "uh huh" when the time was right.
I understand his job is stressful, and that he's got school to deal with after. He's got a lot of shit goig on. Often he comes home late, and eats his dinner in front of the computer and gets started on school work. We all try to accomodate him but what bothers me so freaking much is when he's PISSY toward us because he's having a bad. stressful day. He takes it out on us,and doesn't even apologize. But, you know, he can give me the good ole bump bump when he needs to relieve some stress.
It must be so easy to have a penis.
Also, he's been really crabby. Take for instance today, he called to "see how my day was going" and then ranted for twenty minutes about how his day was sucking ass and blah blah blah, whie I sat there going "uh huh" when the time was right.
I understand his job is stressful, and that he's got school to deal with after. He's got a lot of shit goig on. Often he comes home late, and eats his dinner in front of the computer and gets started on school work. We all try to accomodate him but what bothers me so freaking much is when he's PISSY toward us because he's having a bad. stressful day. He takes it out on us,and doesn't even apologize. But, you know, he can give me the good ole bump bump when he needs to relieve some stress.
It must be so easy to have a penis.
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Al Brunswick
Romance Writers
Comment by Mrs M
Mum's Word
Maybe you could give him a slap, slap, slap upside the head and tell him to wake up to himself.
I don't think bump, bump, bump falls into any sort of satisfactory foreplay.
Comment by JoshZ
A Simple Christian
JZ
(my sincere apologies, I couldn't help it)