Nothing says "Happy Holidays" like a passed out man covered in Cheez Whiz.
December 18th 2006 04:06
Last night was the annual Christmas Party thrown by the Noriegas, who are friends of ours. More like acquaintances, but whatever. We're friends with Mr. N's sister, who is married with an old friend of Tony's. We all get invited every year, even though we don't really hang with this couple socially. We usually end up getting totally wasted and being obnoxious. Last night was no exception.
I didn't want to go this year. Last year, we were not invited. When I say we, I don't just me and Tony, but our best friend Mike wasn't either. We were actually told there was no party. Come to find out there was, but to many people got invited, and that we were the ones that got shaved off the list to make room. The party was pretty lame I heard, and we got invites again this year.
You always know a party is going to be great when a grown man passes out in the driveway a few hours into the party. One minute he's there with this hot blonde. I am a woman, and well, she was pretty hot, and the next, she's left and he's passed out, curled around the tire of a car. They put him on one of those rolling boards that you used to slide under a car, rolled him up to the garage. They they proceeded to fuck with him. Not our group since we didn't know him. Everyone took pictures of him wearing glasses, with a Merry Christmas sign on him. Innocent stuff. But, once they all left, Tony and Mike got a little nasty. They took cheese whiz and covered the guy in not so nice wording. This. Was hysterical. Then again, we once shaved Nathans leg while he was drunk, and put make up all over Mike when he passed out. So, this was pretty innocent stuff. Of course the guys friends get all up in arms about it. Tony quite simply said "He shouldn't have passed out at a party" One woman said ":But, he drank a whole bottle of Jager, what do you expect?" and Tony looks at her and says "Who would DO that? That's just ASKING to get fucked with. If he was that dumb to drink THAT much, we're going to screw with him"
He's my hero.
It was a fun filled night. I drank WAY to much and had WAY to much fun. We all danced, we all drank, we all were merry. There were shots, and music, and door prizes, and food. What could be better?
Even Tony, my white guy, got up and danced with me. That made me feel REALLY good. He put aside his fear to actually dance with me. Sure, he's a horrible dancer, but I don't care. He DANCED with me, and I got to grind on my man for awhile.
There were some awkward moments. A friend of ours, was a little inappropriate with me a few times. He kept saying things that was WAY over the line. I told Tony about it,and we both agreed the guy wouldn't remember it all today. He was really drunk. That's no excuse, but it was kind of nice to hear someone else tell me how hot I am, even if he was really drunk. Actually, never mind that's just kind of sad on my part.
Ok, so we had drunken passes made, a guy passed out, shots, bad white guy dancing, door prizes, great friends, a lot of laughing, and good dance music.
Sounds like Christmas to me.
I didn't want to go this year. Last year, we were not invited. When I say we, I don't just me and Tony, but our best friend Mike wasn't either. We were actually told there was no party. Come to find out there was, but to many people got invited, and that we were the ones that got shaved off the list to make room. The party was pretty lame I heard, and we got invites again this year.
You always know a party is going to be great when a grown man passes out in the driveway a few hours into the party. One minute he's there with this hot blonde. I am a woman, and well, she was pretty hot, and the next, she's left and he's passed out, curled around the tire of a car. They put him on one of those rolling boards that you used to slide under a car, rolled him up to the garage. They they proceeded to fuck with him. Not our group since we didn't know him. Everyone took pictures of him wearing glasses, with a Merry Christmas sign on him. Innocent stuff. But, once they all left, Tony and Mike got a little nasty. They took cheese whiz and covered the guy in not so nice wording. This. Was hysterical. Then again, we once shaved Nathans leg while he was drunk, and put make up all over Mike when he passed out. So, this was pretty innocent stuff. Of course the guys friends get all up in arms about it. Tony quite simply said "He shouldn't have passed out at a party" One woman said ":But, he drank a whole bottle of Jager, what do you expect?" and Tony looks at her and says "Who would DO that? That's just ASKING to get fucked with. If he was that dumb to drink THAT much, we're going to screw with him"
He's my hero.
It was a fun filled night. I drank WAY to much and had WAY to much fun. We all danced, we all drank, we all were merry. There were shots, and music, and door prizes, and food. What could be better?
Even Tony, my white guy, got up and danced with me. That made me feel REALLY good. He put aside his fear to actually dance with me. Sure, he's a horrible dancer, but I don't care. He DANCED with me, and I got to grind on my man for awhile.
There were some awkward moments. A friend of ours, was a little inappropriate with me a few times. He kept saying things that was WAY over the line. I told Tony about it,and we both agreed the guy wouldn't remember it all today. He was really drunk. That's no excuse, but it was kind of nice to hear someone else tell me how hot I am, even if he was really drunk. Actually, never mind that's just kind of sad on my part.
Ok, so we had drunken passes made, a guy passed out, shots, bad white guy dancing, door prizes, great friends, a lot of laughing, and good dance music.
Sounds like Christmas to me.
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