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Let me break it down for you guys.

December 1st 2006 01:20
I have pms. Let me try to explain what PMS feels like.

Let's say, your wife/girlfriend/life partner forced you to go to their Aunt Prudence house for the 25th anniversary brunch of the death of her cat. You sat through Good old Pruddy weeping about Mittens. You sat with your womans father and heard the your plans for the future/why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free/ being a grandfather is a mans lifes reward/ when are you going to clean out the gutters speech. You ate tiny crustless sandwhiches, and drank watered down tea.

Now, you're on the way home, and it's a two lane country highway. There is an accident and the traffic is bumper to bumper on a Sunday afternoon. Your woman is bitching about her co workers, and your radio is broken.


Sounds pretty shitty right? Your frustration level would be pretty high right? You didn't want to go to Aunt Pruddy's, your FIL or future FIL or whatever is a royal prick who loves to talk down to you, there's traffic, your lady won't shut the fuck up, and you can't even drown her out with the radio. Pretty bad right?


Now, imagine there is some sporting event that is very important to you. The championship of whatever sport you favor, Football, baseball, lawn darts. Whatever. Radio is broken so you can't hear it. Add that your back aches, and you have a headache and you feel really tired and hungry.. Sucks doesn't it?


Oooh it just got worse didn't it?

Now... the one last thing.

The kicker, the icing on the cake.

You FORGOT to TIVO it.

Imagine that frustration. That's what having PMS is like ALL day for about a week. Except you have no real reason to feel aggravated... you just do. Men think its an excuse to be a bitch. Not so.


First one to ask me if I'm on the rag gets a punch in the eye.
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Comment by Anonymous

December 1st 2006 02:42
I totally needed this post today... really.
-T

Comment by Daressi

December 1st 2006 03:42
"I just don’t trust something that bleeds for seven days and doesn’t die."

-Mr. Garrison from the television show South Park

Comment by Hope

December 1st 2006 06:34
Daressi that quote is so funny. Anyway, my husband knows that when I'm PMS'ing all he needs to do is to shut up.lol/

Comment by Deorre

December 2nd 2006 13:22
I feel like I'm on the rag, just reading this. Now do I have empathy?

Comment by Cibbuano

December 4th 2006 21:16
PMS does not sound fun... you must get frustrated when you know it's going to hit every month....


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