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It's the American Way,

December 31st 2006 02:57
I want to give back to the community, I really do. I'dl love to pump all my money into the little mom and pops all over my little town. I'd love to buy my veggies from the veggie stand, and all my bread from the bakery around the corner. There is only one problem. I'm broke bitches.

Why would I buy something from a mom and pop when I could get the same thing from the Big Bad Corporate mega super mart? Sure, the people at the Big Bad Mega Supermart know jack shit about wireless routers, or anything like that. You'llmore than likely spend about 15 minutes finding a guy to answer your question and then when you do, you'll get the eyeroll and huff that are issued with the blue polo shirt. How dare you interupt them while they play Guitar Hero. They want to rock out with their cocks out, not answer your dumb ass questions. It's all worth it though when you can get your product you need for $10 less and when you go to pay you get a free $20 gift card.


Us poor people, we have to make choices. Never mind that I bought my laptop on a credit card, and really couldn't afford my wireless router, and will be kicking myself down the line. But, hey, this is America, bitches and that's how we roll. You buy what you don't need with money you don't have, and quivel over thirty bucks while good ole Mom and Pop's store goes down the shitter.

God bless America!!

Now, I'm going to play on my laptop and watch my digital cable and play some pirated games that I was too cheap to pay for.
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Comment by Lily

December 31st 2006 03:40
hahahha -- classic Sandi...

~Lily
laffin hard

Comment by Anonymous

December 31st 2006 16:38
:niff:: I couldn't help but shed a tear... GODDAMN do I feel patriotic today!

-T.C.

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