I heart the internet
February 2nd 2007 20:07
I mentioned this in my last post, but the internets has got to be, by far the best-est thing ever invented. Where else can buy shoes, chat, read a blog, WRITE a blog, and check out discount dildos ALL AT THE SAME TIME?!?! No where my friends, except the internets.
On the internets you can watch videos, billions and billions of videos. Exercise videos, music videos, videos of chinese kids lip synching, videos of fat kids lip synching, videos of fat chinese kids lip synching, pornagraphic videos, kiddie videos, kiddie boxing videos, monkeys doing naughty things videos, fat chinese kids dressed up like monkeys doing naughty things pornagraphic videos. I could go on, but I think I've stretched that joke as far as it can go.
Anyway, what I'm saying is, that the internets can make lazy, worthless slobs like say, hmmm ME feel productive, and dare I say it? Yes, important. Where else would I get a fancy title like "Admin" anywhere else? And I can "Administrate" in my pj's or naked even, WHILE watching fat chinese monkeys..... ok sorry. How many nerdy fat guys sit around feeling all holier than though becasue they are the leader of some weird guild. It's wonderful. For eight hours a day, they're in charge, they're the DA MAN! They're the ones noobs go to for advice, and it helps them swallow that bitter, bitter pill that has left them in their momma's basement. Where some poor schlub who got laid off at the mill, and is out of unemployment benefits, and just can't fucking catch a freaking break, can be special, wanted, admired.
I'm telling you, it's a good thing,
Now, I'm off to check out some sites so I can buy some Irish butter, so I can make a video of monkies smearing it on their rears.
On the internets you can watch videos, billions and billions of videos. Exercise videos, music videos, videos of chinese kids lip synching, videos of fat kids lip synching, videos of fat chinese kids lip synching, pornagraphic videos, kiddie videos, kiddie boxing videos, monkeys doing naughty things videos, fat chinese kids dressed up like monkeys doing naughty things pornagraphic videos. I could go on, but I think I've stretched that joke as far as it can go.
Anyway, what I'm saying is, that the internets can make lazy, worthless slobs like say, hmmm ME feel productive, and dare I say it? Yes, important. Where else would I get a fancy title like "Admin" anywhere else? And I can "Administrate" in my pj's or naked even, WHILE watching fat chinese monkeys..... ok sorry. How many nerdy fat guys sit around feeling all holier than though becasue they are the leader of some weird guild. It's wonderful. For eight hours a day, they're in charge, they're the DA MAN! They're the ones noobs go to for advice, and it helps them swallow that bitter, bitter pill that has left them in their momma's basement. Where some poor schlub who got laid off at the mill, and is out of unemployment benefits, and just can't fucking catch a freaking break, can be special, wanted, admired.
I'm telling you, it's a good thing,
Now, I'm off to check out some sites so I can buy some Irish butter, so I can make a video of monkies smearing it on their rears.
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Comment by DuskDevi
Rugby World Cup 2007
I was just doing one of the above...
You are too too funny Sandi!