*Bleeping* candy canes.
December 15th 2006 16:18
Jennifer: sorry--Wyatt was way too sticky from an unsupervised sucker.
sandi: ROFL
sandi : Oh God, like the candy cane incident of 06 yesterday
sandi : Fucking candy canes
Jennifer: I hate candy canes and all they stand for.
sandi : I will NEVER ever stop my Bah humbugs on candy cane
sandi : Aislinn though manages to stay relatively clean now.
sandi : LAst night at like 10 oclock I found a piece of candy cane buried in my hair from the "incident"
sandi : And not like on th ends
.
Jennifer : Tell me what happened!
sandi: IN my hair, on top, and I had been wearing a bun ALL day.
sandi : We went to the post office after school. Of course the line was all the way out in the vestibule.
sandi : The kids were pretty good, we get to this one kiosk near the front of the line and there were two candy canes.
sandi : One rainbow color one, and one red striped one.
sandi : Of course which one does each kid want? Evne though those rainbow ones taste like ASS and look more plain than the red ones, they each want THAT one.
Jennifer : Obviously
sandi : Jonny is loudly protesting the unfairness of being stuck with the red one in true toddler form.
sandi : We tell him that its a "boy" candy cane. Something I swore I'd never do, assign genders to stuff.
Jennifer: Subpar candy.
sandi : But, it shut him up.
Jennifer : LOL
sandi : So, we get to the front and I'm trying to send my little package for an ornament exchange, and they are both satisfied.
sandi : Then Aislinn DROPS her candy cane.
sandi : It breaks open, and she insists that UH HUH she can to eat it off the floor.
sandi : Normally, i would let her but there were like 30 people that witnessed her drop it.
sandi bradshaw: LOL
Jennifer : ROFL
sandi : The lady then STOPS (did I mention there are only two people working and thirty people in line)
sandi : and says "Oh that's ok honey, I'll get you another one." Walks away, and there is an audible groan from teh people behind me.
Jennifer : I'll bet when she dropped the candy cane, it felt like time was going in slow motion.
sandi : She comes back out, and has a bunch of red and rainbow colored candy canes, gives Aislinn a rainbow one, and passes them out to people in line, who would rather just have her stop spreading holiday cheer and get her fat ass behind the counter.
Jennifer : ROFLMAO
sandi : Jonathan then spies that she has restocked the rainbow canes, throws his candy cane down (which was still wrapped thank God) and is screaming RAINBOW!! And I still haven't had my package weighed or anything.
sandi : Finally she comes back around, and I pay her, and Aislinn in the process of this drops her NEW candy cane TWO more times.
sandi : Luckily it was still wrapped.
Jennifer: Oh no!
sandi : But I wanted to take that big tape roll and just tape it to her God damned hand.
sandi: Jonny is still screaming about the rainbow colored canes.
Jennifer : LOL
Jennifer : I hate candy
Jennifer: it's always such a hassle
sandi : I pay (the totatl cost was $1.59, all that for a small package)
sandi : and I literally, and I'm not lying whenI say I RAN out of the post office.
Jennifer : LOL
sandi : Get Jonny in the car, open his candy cane, and when we got home he looked like Ronald McDonald.
Jennifer : ROFL
sandi : He gets out of the van, hands me the candy cane (he took the WHOLE wrapper off) and then jumps in some leaves the neighbor has in her yard.
Jennifer : Oh it just gets worse!
sandi : Of course he didn't you know, stick with eating ONE end of the candy cane the WHOLE thing was sticky.
Jennifer : of course not
sandi : And I'm kind of standing there with this sticky, drooly candy cane watching in a dazed bewilderment as I see him walking toward me with leaves and grass and Lord knows what else stuck to his face and hands.
sandi : My natural instinct was to throw the candy cane down on the ground out of disgust.
Jennifer Lawrence: LMAO
sandi : But, I carried it in the house, and threw it away. Then Jonny came up and WIPED HIS HANDS AND FACE ON MY PANTS!
sandi: I was not a happy camper.
sandi: Fucking candy canes.
Jennifer : Oh man, that's excellent
sandi : And I'm copying and pasting this whole conversation into my blog.
And so... I did just that.
sandi: ROFL
sandi : Oh God, like the candy cane incident of 06 yesterday
sandi : Fucking candy canes
Jennifer: I hate candy canes and all they stand for.
sandi : I will NEVER ever stop my Bah humbugs on candy cane
sandi : Aislinn though manages to stay relatively clean now.
sandi : LAst night at like 10 oclock I found a piece of candy cane buried in my hair from the "incident"
sandi : And not like on th ends
.
Jennifer : Tell me what happened!
sandi: IN my hair, on top, and I had been wearing a bun ALL day.
sandi : The kids were pretty good, we get to this one kiosk near the front of the line and there were two candy canes.
sandi : One rainbow color one, and one red striped one.
sandi : Of course which one does each kid want? Evne though those rainbow ones taste like ASS and look more plain than the red ones, they each want THAT one.
Jennifer : Obviously
sandi : Jonny is loudly protesting the unfairness of being stuck with the red one in true toddler form.
sandi : We tell him that its a "boy" candy cane. Something I swore I'd never do, assign genders to stuff.
Jennifer: Subpar candy.
sandi : But, it shut him up.
Jennifer : LOL
sandi : So, we get to the front and I'm trying to send my little package for an ornament exchange, and they are both satisfied.
sandi : Then Aislinn DROPS her candy cane.
sandi : It breaks open, and she insists that UH HUH she can to eat it off the floor.
sandi : Normally, i would let her but there were like 30 people that witnessed her drop it.
Jennifer : ROFL
sandi : The lady then STOPS (did I mention there are only two people working and thirty people in line)
sandi : and says "Oh that's ok honey, I'll get you another one." Walks away, and there is an audible groan from teh people behind me.
Jennifer : I'll bet when she dropped the candy cane, it felt like time was going in slow motion.
sandi : She comes back out, and has a bunch of red and rainbow colored candy canes, gives Aislinn a rainbow one, and passes them out to people in line, who would rather just have her stop spreading holiday cheer and get her fat ass behind the counter.
Jennifer : ROFLMAO
sandi : Jonathan then spies that she has restocked the rainbow canes, throws his candy cane down (which was still wrapped thank God) and is screaming RAINBOW!! And I still haven't had my package weighed or anything.
sandi : Finally she comes back around, and I pay her, and Aislinn in the process of this drops her NEW candy cane TWO more times.
sandi : Luckily it was still wrapped.
Jennifer: Oh no!
sandi : But I wanted to take that big tape roll and just tape it to her God damned hand.
sandi: Jonny is still screaming about the rainbow colored canes.
Jennifer : LOL
Jennifer : I hate candy
Jennifer: it's always such a hassle
sandi : I pay (the totatl cost was $1.59, all that for a small package)
sandi : and I literally, and I'm not lying whenI say I RAN out of the post office.
Jennifer : LOL
sandi : Get Jonny in the car, open his candy cane, and when we got home he looked like Ronald McDonald.
Jennifer : ROFL
sandi : He gets out of the van, hands me the candy cane (he took the WHOLE wrapper off) and then jumps in some leaves the neighbor has in her yard.
Jennifer : Oh it just gets worse!
sandi : Of course he didn't you know, stick with eating ONE end of the candy cane the WHOLE thing was sticky.
Jennifer : of course not
sandi : And I'm kind of standing there with this sticky, drooly candy cane watching in a dazed bewilderment as I see him walking toward me with leaves and grass and Lord knows what else stuck to his face and hands.
sandi : My natural instinct was to throw the candy cane down on the ground out of disgust.
Jennifer Lawrence: LMAO
sandi : But, I carried it in the house, and threw it away. Then Jonny came up and WIPED HIS HANDS AND FACE ON MY PANTS!
sandi: I was not a happy camper.
sandi: Fucking candy canes.
Jennifer : Oh man, that's excellent
sandi : And I'm copying and pasting this whole conversation into my blog.
And so... I did just that.
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no, wait, I HATE candy canes!