Here comes Peter Pooin' tail.
April 22nd 2007 19:39
Today, after changing Johnny's pull up, he got out a wipe and to scratch his butt. This was after begging me to "stick my finger in my booty. It ITCHES!!" (I refused, hence the wipe). After he was done scratching, he kept the wipe in his butt, and yelled "Look! I have a tail. Waggle waggle" as he's waggling his butt all around, swinging the wipe from his ass. This was all very funny, and I laughed quite hard.
Later, recounting the story to Tony, I was hit with my own "butt waggling" memory. When I was about Aislinn's age (see, seven is just a WEIRD age) everytime I would wipe after a poop, I would take a wad of toilet paper to make sure I wiped really well. (I was once embarrassed for a classmate who bent over and had a huge poop stain on her undies, and had been scarred ever since of poor wiping) if the tissue was clean (and free from any blood from my vigorous wiping) I would then stick the was of tissue back in my butt, I would hop around the bathroom singing "Here comes Peter Cotton Tail"
I don't know if anyone ever knew this. I was pretty quiet about it, but the thought that I resembed a bunny was just too much for me. Once I even climbed our vanity in the bathroom to see that YES! it really did like a bunny tail.
Kids are so weird aren't they?
Later, recounting the story to Tony, I was hit with my own "butt waggling" memory. When I was about Aislinn's age (see, seven is just a WEIRD age) everytime I would wipe after a poop, I would take a wad of toilet paper to make sure I wiped really well. (I was once embarrassed for a classmate who bent over and had a huge poop stain on her undies, and had been scarred ever since of poor wiping) if the tissue was clean (and free from any blood from my vigorous wiping) I would then stick the was of tissue back in my butt, I would hop around the bathroom singing "Here comes Peter Cotton Tail"
I don't know if anyone ever knew this. I was pretty quiet about it, but the thought that I resembed a bunny was just too much for me. Once I even climbed our vanity in the bathroom to see that YES! it really did like a bunny tail.
Kids are so weird aren't they?
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Comment by Nickoftime's Sanity Corner
laughed till I choked on my coffee! Peter Cotton Tail? Ohhh the visuals it brings to mind lol
I wanted to be a horse so badly when I was growing up...yes, that's BE a horse, not OWN one lolol that I actually "borrowed" one of my sisters long mane-like hair extensions (yanno the one's they used to wear back in 19__ date left out in order not to incriminate myself!) and gleefully strutted to the barn to take up residence there...
I tied the "tail" to a loop on the back of my jeans and waited for my Father to come and feed the stock horses...
Well he got one look at his 7 year old son standing in a stall, pawing the ground with his foot, wearing a tail and neighing for food, and promptly went back inside to inform my Mother that she had given birth to a lunatic! LMFAO
Children are strange and wonderful creatures that grow up to be even stranger and more wonderful adults!! lolol
Great post!
Take care,
Nick
Comment by Sandi
Nick..... I could totally see my daughter doing the very same thing. Only difference from me and your dad, I would have given her a handful of oats and went on my way. LOL