Richard Simmons Says - Jessica Simpson Get Control
February 20th 2009 02:26
Jessica Simpson was photographed recently and she looked less than stellar. The child was wearing jeans that were pulled up to her breast bone and a belt that surely belonged in a thrift store from the 1970s (maybe the 1980s). There was nothing beautiful or glamorous about the way miss Jessica Simpson looked on that day and the media took notice.
Surprisingly enough - there were very little pregnancy rumors which is something the online tabloids usually start right away after a brush in with a frumpy star. They did - however - shoot from the hip in regards to her choice of attire telling the entire world that the clothing designer or consultant that let her out onto the stage with that outfit should be arrested for assault (to the audience).
The funniest part of the entire ordeal is the fact that other stars came out of the woodwork and felt sorry for the bashing Jessica Simpson was taking. These are the same stars that chuckled to themselves when she asked if Chicken of the Sea was really chicken (or some other dumb joke about Tuna). Every hopped onto the laughing wagon when Jessica Simpson was portrayed as being stupid on her reality show and no one wanted her to be dating Tony Romo.
Now - the world has shifted hears and even the fitness guru of the stars himself, Richard Simmons, is offering advice to Jessica Simpson. (See link below for more on Richard Simmons)
The Life of Richard Simmons
Fitness, flamboyance and weight loss. That is what Richard Simmons is made of!
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1493686/the_life_of_richard_simmons.html
The best outcome from all of this would be to take a beer in hand, have a slice of pizza and fly the bird to every celebrity blogger and gossip column on the world wide web. I will be flying one right back at ya Jessica!
Jessica Simpson Looking Hot
Surprisingly enough - there were very little pregnancy rumors which is something the online tabloids usually start right away after a brush in with a frumpy star. They did - however - shoot from the hip in regards to her choice of attire telling the entire world that the clothing designer or consultant that let her out onto the stage with that outfit should be arrested for assault (to the audience).
The funniest part of the entire ordeal is the fact that other stars came out of the woodwork and felt sorry for the bashing Jessica Simpson was taking. These are the same stars that chuckled to themselves when she asked if Chicken of the Sea was really chicken (or some other dumb joke about Tuna). Every hopped onto the laughing wagon when Jessica Simpson was portrayed as being stupid on her reality show and no one wanted her to be dating Tony Romo.
Now - the world has shifted hears and even the fitness guru of the stars himself, Richard Simmons, is offering advice to Jessica Simpson. (See link below for more on Richard Simmons)
The Life of Richard Simmons
Fitness, flamboyance and weight loss. That is what Richard Simmons is made of!
http://www.associatedcontent.comarticle/1493686/the_life_of_richard_simmons.html
The best outcome from all of this would be to take a beer in hand, have a slice of pizza and fly the bird to every celebrity blogger and gossip column on the world wide web. I will be flying one right back at ya Jessica!
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