Today, after changing Johnny's pull up, he got out a wipe and to scratch his butt. This was after begging me to "stick my finger in my booty. It ITCHES!!" (I refused, hence the wipe). After he was done scratching, he kept the wipe in his butt, and yelled "Look! I have a tail. Waggle waggle" as he's waggling his butt all around, swinging the wipe from his ass. This was all very funny, and I laughed quite hard.
Later, recounting the story to Tony, I was hit with my own "butt waggling" memory. When I was about Aislinn's age (see, seven is just a WEIRD age) everytime I would wipe after a poop, I would take a wad of toilet paper to make sure I wiped really well. (I was once embarrassed for a classmate who bent over and had a huge poop stain on her undies, and had been scarred ever since of poor wiping) if the tissue was clean (and free from any blood from my vigorous wiping) I would then stick the was of tissue back in my butt, I would hop around the bathroom singing "Here comes Peter Cotton Tail"
I don't know if anyone ever knew this. I was pretty quiet about it, but the thought that I resembed a bunny was just too much for me. Once I even climbed our vanity in the bathroom to see that YES! it really did like a bunny tail.
Kids are so weird aren't they?
Um. No. No I'm not.
This is a new game show, and WOW do I feel pretty dumb. Too many Ben Stiller movies will do that to a brain.